Thursday, July 05, 2007

Why is this?




Today we had a long talk at work today about the big S.A..... Substance Abuse. If we start abusing narcotics, we'll get sent to a $30,000 3-month treatment program for physicians that our health insurance doesn't cover.

Now here's my question: Why is it if I get caught abusing narcotics (a criminal act) I get 3 months of leave for drug treatment, but if I want to have a baby (a non-criminal act), I only get 2 weeks of leave?

Well, here's why I do know: Next month we all get to start peeing in a cup, and I don't think it's for a pregnancy test.

1 comment:

Robyn said...

drugs vs. baby????? No contest.

Drugs.