Thursday, September 20, 2007

Current Events

Despite working 13 hour days, I have managed to keep up with this week's top stories...

1. Britney Spears may have put a "hit" out on Kevin Federline. It's a sad day when Fed-ex starts to look like a responsible parent.
2. Iran's President wants to visit the World Trade Center site. Uh..Why? To gloat, perhaps?
3. OJ's in trouble....again. Maybe this time he'll have a smart jury.
4. Some nursing mother who attends Harvard Medical School sued for extra breastfeeding time during her USMLE. Denied. Sorry. You don't deserve special treatment. Residency sure won't give it to you, so why don't you start acting like a grown up and quit whining. (note to all: I am pro-breastfeeding. Anywhere. Anytime. But you don't deserve special priviledges not available to the rest of us.
5. Hillary announced her plans for HillaryCare 2.0. No thanks. Keep the government out of my doctor visits.
6. My football team is doing awesome this year and may go all the way.
7. Barry Manilow won't appear on The View unless Elizabeth is absent from the set that day. Typical. First Amendment rights don't apply to people with conservative views. Who watches The View, anyway?
8. I found out tonight from a magazine that Carmen Elektra is now a lesbian.


That's all I can think of.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Carmen came out or didn't want to come out, about a month or two ago. She was a partner to Pat Benetar and Pat wanted the public to know. Carmen did not and so their relationship ended. I don't really care...

Suzie said...

just another slow news week!