Only 1 good thing came out of this week (and it wasn't the elections): Britney Spears finally filed for divorce. K-fed and his stupid fedora are finally taking a hike. I heard a clip of one of his rap songs this morning and he IS REALLY AWFUL! In addition, every photo I've ever seen of him with that dumb smug grin make me want to slap him and ask him why he is such a big loser.
So today I had to go do pre-op assessments on patients having surgery tomorrow. This one guy I talked to is having part 2 of a surgery. Part 1 was yesterday and consisted of removing a foreign body...a hi-ball glass to be exact....from his rectum, which had been stuck for 2 weeks. Actually, they couldn't get the glass out. They had to open up his belly, open his rectum, and try to push the glass out. It was still stuck so they finally had to break the glass in his rectum to get it out. Incidentally, the guy is also an avid meth user. His wife whispered to me that he didn't yet know that he's had a foreign body removed from his rectum. What?! How does that happen? How can you have a glass stuck up your ass and not know it's there?? Folks, this is your tax money hard at work!
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You know what K-fed says -- hate him all you want, it still helps him! Whatever. All I know is even if Britney looks newly svelte she has GOT to get a new bra to hoist her girls back up to where they should be ;)
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