1. Don't ride on a motorcycle on an interstate going 80mph while standing on the seat
2. Don't attack a police officer with nunchuks
3. don't let a priaprism last more than 24 hours before you get medical care
4. don't get shot (this covers the majority of our traumas)
5. being in a gang will cause #4. Don't join a gang.
6. if you are drunk, it's probably a bad idea to try and drive your car through a house
7. crashing your motorcycle and then getting hit by a car afterwards, may cause your arm to get torn off
8. don't go near a rotating airplane propeller
9. don't ride on an ATV
10. If you are too young to drive and don't know how to drive, don't take the parents' car out for a joyride with friends.
11. Getting a speeding ticket is a better alternative than shooting yourself in the head to avoid one. 6 people now have new organs thanks to that guy.
2 comments:
Those are funny. miss you!
You and Robyn want to meet Natalie and me out for dessert sometime soon? eme.
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